Kick an Uma Tier List

Kick an Uma already has a roster argument and the game is a few days old. That is healthy. It is also how fake S-tier lists appear with twenty names nobody has rolled. This hub only ranks units we have seen on a HUD or in a labeled clip: Godly Kitasan Black at $3.3K/s, Mythic TM Opera O at $900/s, and Oguri Cap on the barbell. The Uma tier list is the player ranking. The rarity list is the tag glossary.

If a site already published a 40-Uma chart with Astral and Rainbow multipliers, it copied Kick a Lucky Block. We will not. When new names stamp the HUD, they get a row here and a page under Umas.

How we rank

1. Cash per second on a pad — the number the barn actually prints. See plot income.
2. Rarity tag — Godly above Mythic until a high-level Mythic overtakes a fresh Godly. See rarity list.
3. Availability — a slightly worse Uma you can roll tonight beats a theoretical unit from a leaked sheet.
4. Utility — Oguri on the barbell is interesting for train kick power, but she still has to beat your worst pad if plot slots are tight.

We do not rank cosmetics, kick animations, or unconfirmed mutations. We do not rank Uma Racing racers. Wrong game.

Snapshot (7 September 2026)

• Keep / high pad — Godly Kitasan Black. Highest confirmed ticker. Desert Lucky Uma Block result.
• Keep / strong pad — Mythic TM Opera O. $900/s sample. Fine to upgrade if no Godly is waiting.
• Flex / train — Oguri Cap. Confirmed on the barbell. Place her if the ticker beats your weakest Uma.
• Unknown — every other horse girl you will see in thumbnails. Screenshot the HUD and we will slot them.

This snapshot will look incomplete because the roster is incomplete. That is honest. A padded S-tier of Special Week, Gold Ship, and Haru Urara without numbers would rank fan favorites, not Kick an Uma.

How to use the list in a session

After each Lucky Uma Block resolve, read the cash-per-second before the name. If it beats your worst pad, walk to the barn. If it does not, still place it on an empty pad. Empty is always worse. Then kick again with how to kick timing so the next table is the desert, not grass.

When two units are close, check level stickers. A Mythic at Lvl 3 can out-earn a Lvl 1 Godly. The income reference is the napkin math page for that. Do not spend $4.5K to “fix” a unit you are about to replace.

Related pages

• Uma tier list — the ranked rows
• Rarity list — Mythic, Godly, and what we have not seen
• Players hub — bios for the confirmed trio
• Guides hub — how to roll and place them
• Updates — when the ladder moves