Kick an Uma Read the Four Numbers

A 5 September 2026 barn screenshot of Kick an Uma prints four stats in one strip: Kick Power 555, Run Speed 23, Weight 50, Rebirth 0, with about $4.3K in the wallet. The same HUD shows Shop, Gifts, Index, and Settings. That strip is the missing glossary. Players who treat every number as kick power buy the wrong upgrade and then blame Lucky Uma Blocks.

This page is how to read the live build. How to kick is still the QTE. Train kick power is still the gym. Controls is still the prompts. Come here when you need to know which button is not the power bar.

Kick Power

Kick Power is distance. It is why a Perfect Kick that used to die in grass starts touching desert sand. The gym and the weight shop feed this number. 555 on a day-one pad is a sample, not a cap. If your blocks still land in starter grass, this is the stat to raise — after pads pay. An empty barn plus a huge Kick Power is a tourist.

Do not confuse it with the success window. Timing is a tap. Kick Power is a budget. Both have to work or the cube never sees sand, and Godly Kitasan Black stays a YouTube thumbnail.

Run Speed

Run Speed is the walk-back. Launch longplays show a wave after a far kick: you sprint to the Uma, pick her up, and get home before the water or fail state eats the drop. That is the tsunami loop. Run Speed 23 on the barn screenshot is why that loop exists as its own stat instead of hiding inside Kick Power.

If you kick farther than you can run, you will farm distance and lose units. Buy run upgrades when sand is already reachable and you are dying on the return, not before you can land a Perfect Kick. The Shop button on the HUD is the likely home for those upgrades. We will not invent a price ladder until a shop row is readable.

Weight

Weight 50 on the same screenshot sits next to Kick Power. In this genre, weight is the equipment tier that feeds power. Oguri Cap on the barbell is the gym half. The number on the HUD is the equipped half. Raise it when pads print cash. Do not chase a meme “next dumbbell is 350 million” line from another kick tycoon until Kick an Uma’s shop shows that digit.

Rebirth

Rebirth prints 0 on launch HUDs. That is enough to prove the system shipped. It is not enough to publish a first-rebirth Kick Power gate. Read rebirth for what we will and will not guess. Do not prestige an account that still has green barn pads.

Shop, Gifts, Index, Settings

Four lobby buttons matter:

• Shop — weights, run upgrades, and whatever else the live pane lists. Screenshot the rows.
• Gifts — free-gift / group-join flow in launch longplays. That is not a codes box. A gift UI can exist while promo strings are still empty.
• Index — the mutation list. Names we have heard from that pane live on mutations. Multipliers wait for a number on the same screen.
• Settings — Roblox-quality sliders. They do not redeem NEOGALAXY.

If you opened the HUD looking for a Codes keybind, you still will not find a verified one as of 8 September 2026. Stay on the codes hub.

How to use the strip in a session

1. Place units (plot income).
2. Watch Kick Power until sand is consistent.
3. Watch Run Speed once tsunami starts eating collects.
4. Ignore Rebirth until the barn is full of named pads such as Gold Ship or Mejiro McQueen.
5. Open Index only to learn mutation names, not to copy Kick a Lucky Block tables.

The HUD is a dashboard, not a personality test. Read the number that failed the last kick.

Related pages

• Train kick power
• Tsunami return
• Rebirth
• Mutations Index
• Controls
• Income reference